Honestly, it’s not you. Really, it’s me. Perhaps we’ll meet again someday. Maybe you’ll bring more to the relationship, and I’ll have more time to commit. Until then I’ll catch up on some reading, and I’ll attempt to channel my thoughts into more productive endeavors. I really should listen to my wife more.
Yeah, I’ll definitely catch up on some reading.

do you know what i think that is? and if so, is that what i think it is? Godspeed you tall emperor.
Based on a conversation we had a couple months ago, I think you do know. And yes, that’s what it is. There’s a time and a place for everything right?
Is that a collection of your favorite shopping bags from years past that you just don’t have room for anymore? If you want, I’ll hold onto them for you.
What’s in the bag? FOR GOD’S SAKE MAN, WHAT’S IN THE BAG?!
Sorry Jared, I actually got rid of my shopping bag collection back in February. This is a totally different affair.
What’s in the bag is simply another bag (containing stuff) and a box (containing more stuff). It all adds up to $400, and that $400 equals new camera equipment, and that camera equipment equals new pictures coming soon, and those pictures coming soon are subtracted from my free time (which is already suffering a huge deficit).
C’mon, Neile it’s really just simple arithmetic.
Branden, my friend, i have to commend you on this. if i may, a blessing from my ancestral home-land:
may the store rise up to meet you
may you have a camera bag on your back
may the reimbursement shine bright upon your bank account
and may your trade collections be soft-back
You’ve truly got a way with the keyboard my good man.
Is this really how you plan to break the news to James?
I’ve never liked math.
by Heather’s comment above the contents in the bag must have contained a nintento product of some sort……..
What’s in the bag, dad?
It’sa ma’ Wii y’all!
When can we change the subject?
how about this?:
HEATHER and BRANDEN, you guys are most of the whole world. thanks so much for the package and the cookies. i can’t believe in you just sending them without expecting any sort of reprisals. i’ll get you for this. you’re the top of cool.
It’s all about keeping the Floridians happy.