Sad Sack

Sad Sack

Honestly, it’s not you. Really, it’s me. Perhaps we’ll meet again someday. Maybe you’ll bring more to the relationship, and I’ll have more time to commit. Until then I’ll catch up on some reading, and I’ll attempt to channel my thoughts into more productive endeavors. I really should listen to my wife more.

Yeah, I’ll definitely catch up on some reading.

15 Responses to “Sad Sack”


  1. 1 E is for English May 22nd, 2007 at 8:19 am

    do you know what i think that is? and if so, is that what i think it is? Godspeed you tall emperor.

  2. 2 Branden May 22nd, 2007 at 9:21 am

    Based on a conversation we had a couple months ago, I think you do know. And yes, that’s what it is. There’s a time and a place for everything right?

  3. 3 Jared May 22nd, 2007 at 11:57 am

    Is that a collection of your favorite shopping bags from years past that you just don’t have room for anymore? If you want, I’ll hold onto them for you.

  4. 4 Neile May 22nd, 2007 at 2:58 pm

    What’s in the bag? FOR GOD’S SAKE MAN, WHAT’S IN THE BAG?!

  5. 5 Branden May 22nd, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    Sorry Jared, I actually got rid of my shopping bag collection back in February. This is a totally different affair.

    What’s in the bag is simply another bag (containing stuff) and a box (containing more stuff). It all adds up to $400, and that $400 equals new camera equipment, and that camera equipment equals new pictures coming soon, and those pictures coming soon are subtracted from my free time (which is already suffering a huge deficit).

    C’mon, Neile it’s really just simple arithmetic.

  6. 6 E is for English May 22nd, 2007 at 4:39 pm

    Branden, my friend, i have to commend you on this. if i may, a blessing from my ancestral home-land:
    may the store rise up to meet you
    may you have a camera bag on your back
    may the reimbursement shine bright upon your bank account
    and may your trade collections be soft-back

  7. 7 Branden May 22nd, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    You’ve truly got a way with the keyboard my good man.

  8. 8 Heather May 22nd, 2007 at 10:37 pm

    Is this really how you plan to break the news to James?

  9. 9 Neile May 23rd, 2007 at 1:05 pm

    I’ve never liked math.

  10. 10 wife romer May 30th, 2007 at 4:05 pm

    by Heather’s comment above the contents in the bag must have contained a nintento product of some sort……..

  11. 11 Linus Jun 1st, 2007 at 10:35 pm

    What’s in the bag, dad?

  12. 12 Branden Jun 4th, 2007 at 4:14 pm

    It’sa ma’ Wii y’all!

  13. 13 Heather Jun 5th, 2007 at 10:35 pm

    When can we change the subject?

  14. 14 E is for English Jun 6th, 2007 at 8:31 am

    how about this?:

    HEATHER and BRANDEN, you guys are most of the whole world. thanks so much for the package and the cookies. i can’t believe in you just sending them without expecting any sort of reprisals. i’ll get you for this. you’re the top of cool.

  15. 15 Branden Jun 6th, 2007 at 9:10 am

    It’s all about keeping the Floridians happy.

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