Dark Invader

Dark Invader

Here’s one from the archives. This is back in the mid-nineties when carpet vests were hot. I mean literally, putting carpet against your bare skin creates heat.

13 Responses to “Dark Invader”


  1. 1 funny&cher Jan 20th, 2007 at 2:16 am

    …whoa, two posts in homage to the George?
    this junk is getting imperial.

  2. 2 Branden Jan 20th, 2007 at 5:16 am

    There’s actually little chance of any further homage to ol’ Turkey Neck after those last three films.

  3. 3 Old Doc Tucker Jan 21st, 2007 at 8:07 pm

    Yeah, especially since he rejected Frank Darabont’s (Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, etc.) script for the new Indiana Jones movie. Darabont worked on it for two years and Steven Spielberg “absolutely loved it” but Ol’ George simply told him “I don’t like it”.

    Remember “3P0, 3P0… Where could he be? 3P0, 3P0… Where could he be?”

    And who could forget “But I wanted to go to Tosche Station to buy some power converters!”

    Yeah, George has got it going on in the tasteful script department.

  4. 4 the fourth samba Jan 22nd, 2007 at 8:34 pm

    Where were you in this photograph?
    A gym shower?

  5. 5 Branden Jan 22nd, 2007 at 8:37 pm

    Right outside a shanty shack in Anytown USA.

  6. 6 Boney4Life Jan 23rd, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    i look at this picture every day. seriously; i have a sticker of it on my phone. did you ever know that you’re my heroine?

    and i agree with the good Doc: anything wrong with Indy 4 will be Lucas’ fault.

  7. 7 Branden Jan 23rd, 2007 at 2:25 pm

    There’s also a great likelihood that Indiana Jones 4 could suck simply because the good Doctor Jones is now 65. This guy is no longer chasing elusive artifacts, he’s become an artifact!

    He’s either going to be assuming the mentor role to a younger character (barf), or he’ll be a grandpa performing dangerous, impossible stunts at every turn and whipping Nazis into a frenzy (double barf).

    That thing has disaster written all over it, and Spielberg and Ford will be just as guilty for ruining a beloved franchise with yet another unnecessary Hollywood sequel/prequel.

  8. 8 Boney4Life Jan 23rd, 2007 at 7:35 pm

    who’s hatin’ now, Branden? who’s hatin’ now?

  9. 9 Branden Jan 23rd, 2007 at 7:40 pm

    Like my man Bobby Brown said: “Bustin’ makes me feel good!”

  10. 10 Bobby Jan 24th, 2007 at 12:44 am

    Don’t bring me inta dis.
    I love Greg Lucas!

  11. 11 Boney2ThaBone Jan 24th, 2007 at 1:22 pm

    i can’t argue with that.

  12. 12 Doki Jan 26th, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    Actually I hear most of Ford’s stunts will be performed by Wesley Snipes, so it should be alright.

  13. 13 Branden Jan 26th, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    I also heard that Pixar is doing all of the animation. It should be a feast for the senses!

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