UPDATE: Well, party’s over folks. Heather has completed the mandatory amount of pouting, so the video is coming down. I’ve marked it as private on YouTube, so I can still retrieve it in the future if I need to. Continue to watch this space for any new snoring developments.
Here’s a glimpse into the realm of the real Twilight Princess. Apparently having a seven pound human growing in your abdomen can have adverse effects on your surrounding organs. I think the scientific term for this is the “Organ Smash.” One of the symptoms of this condition is the classic, old man-style snoring. This is what I’ve been listening to for the past few months.
Whether I’m watching TV or a movie, playing a video game, trying to sleep, brushing my teeth, or changing the oil in my car, this sweet siren’s song has been the soundtrack to my life. It’s also the very same sound that’s driven from my bed and into the guest bedroom in seek of refuge. Go ahead and get your laughs now, as I’m hoping (and praying) that this phenomenon disappears once the baby makes his debut.
sheeeeik, lady coker mustn’t read your
blog too often i assume, er else ye eyes
are nigh blackened bout now.
i stumbled across this - not too happy. snoring or not, i wouldn’t make plans to leave the guest room any time soon…
Zing!
Wow, I haven’t seen this type of insanity for a long time. Meaning you taping Heather, posting it on youtube and THEN on your blog. Thank God Heather rolls with it homes. You’re crazy!
speaking from a wife’s point of view, you are out of control branden. I agree, it’s a good thing Heather is easy going.
Man, Heather you are a better woman/wife than I am. My husband would not only be sleeping alone in the guest room (perhaps even after the baby arrived), but would also loose his camera privileges for a LONG while!
stop! everyone stop! you’re gonna
make Heather make Branden take the
video down & then my youtube party
this weekend will be ruined!
they’re all gonna leave!
Yeah, keep it up folks, and I’ll cancel the entire internet for a week!
Bro, you’re still out of your mind! I bet Heather has some plans of paying somebody taping you in the delivery room going ghost white.
In anyway, as Björk put it “…all is full of love…”
I just finished your beat Branden. I kinda want to talk about it but i think it’d ruin surprises. I hope you’ll dig it, otherwise, you can chop the crap out of it. Well, which is what it’s for anyway. peace… Hey Mr. Romer, hopefully we can send it to you something later as well.