Judging from this photo, I’m either on my way to a rave or I’m still busy doing projects around the house. Hopefully next week will give me a break from the home improvement marathon I’m currently running. That’s not to be confused with a Home Improvement marathon you might see on TBS. Oh Tim, your pratfall power tool shtick never seemed so poignant as it does today.
You look kinda scary, like those evil men trying to take ET from Elliott! Dont take ET Branden!
Yeah dude, I finally saw that rave flyer the other day. It said :
“Come party like it’s 1999 in 2006 in Phoenixville’s old asbestos factory…
You won’t get outta here alive
Dj’s spinning include:
. Carl Tox
. Dj axfix-E-ate
. Dankie Bones
. Dweezel Zappa (what a surprise, I didn’t know he was djing)
. c.E.iling chip
. Eric Strada (finally found some work)
. Bob v.E.lla 2000
Don’t think I’ll be going because first of all, I’m not into raves and secondly
I knew this dj that used to spin at an asbestos house who became this:
http://www.nanogirl.com/images/moby.jpg
Rubens
That picture made me cry, and I can barely see the screen now–I’m going blind.
Generally speaking, I don’t go to Raves, but somebody definitely said Eric Estrada…
The dark halo surrounding our dear friend Branden’s face mask is not dirt. No my fellow homosapiens, it’s his beard growing mega rapid because of the chemical reactions he’s beggining to have due to the combination of asbestos and house music.
You would think that asbestos is the worst element in this combination, however my friends, science itself begs to differ.
I see Nanogirl is at it again. She’s such a wizard with the Photoshop wand! I don’t think I’ve ever seen such deft use the lens flare filter.
..i’m not sure that aqua is the
ideal color for ethereal garb.
she sholuda went with ascended
master orange… or maybe beat
guru violet. but, what do i know?
..and i sholuda not get so geeked
out when thinking about tool time
that i can’t even proof read my
skink! y’heard? rave on B. it’ll
all be worth it when lil’ bundle
is sawing logs ‘neath daddy’s love.