That’s very smart advertising! They put the “great potato flavor” circle eye level with the almost biohazard orange circle that says “buy one get one free”!
Hey co-worker, How ’bout a donut?! It comes in butternut squash and shepherd’s pie flavors. Buy 5 6-packs of beer, drink it all and later enjoy the scrumptuous taste that the cops have been raving about.
Hey Alice, Whatcha eating? Uhmm… these are those new delicious Bernaise sauce pop tarts! Pop’em in and they are a fine dining treat on the way to work! Wow!
Yeah, Rubens must be off for the Summer. He’s taggin’ up my blog like a bandit! We can get our beer on whenever you’re ready. I guess we should do it before you tie on the old ball and chain this month.
Mark: It’s from that same brewery that puts out the turkey burger beer… uhmm…I forgot the name…
Branden: OH, yeah, I know them…”Poop on Tober Fest”.
Mark: yeah, that’s it… last beer I had from them was that beer that tasted like beer…
Branden: Did you like it?
Mark: Yeah (hesitantly)… It’s an acquired taste, not everybody’s cup of tea, though. Or cup of beer (laughter)
Mark (again): that’s funny…Bran DEN!
Mark (ensuing with the flow): Did anybody ever call you Jean Claude Bran DEN?
Branden: Naw, but did you ever have that tea?
Mark: What tea?
Branden: The “Bloodsport” tea…Poop On Tober Fest brews that as well. During the filming of the feature 5 guys named Moe got a hold of some of Jean’s kimonos and brewed a batch of tea with it, then tried to ferment it to make some beer, but it ended up tasting too much like the taste of beer, so when they put it out, they had to put it under a different name, otherwise if Jean found out that his sweat was being used improperly (meaning, not used to attract women interviewers), he would be pissed. So they named it Mike’s hard iced tea, because Moe’s hard iced tea sounded a bit too…uhhmmm… What can I say… innuendoey. … When i go to the store I holler: “Where’s my Van DAMME iced tea?”
(laughter)
Mark: Hmm…
Branden:… yep…hmm…
Mark: (sighs) Yeah…
Branden: Hey how ’bout that new Hootie & the Blowfish collaboration with Matchbox 20 doing cover songs of Rob Thomas’ songs. Have you heard it?
Shazaam! Rubens, did you shut down your blog so that you could comment on mine full time? I’m heading out to pick up that Hootie/Matchbox 20 smash-up. I ordered the 5 disc vinyl set!
I already snagged the torrent of that collab… PUREEEE GENIUS! I never thought I could cry while smiling and secretely conjuring demons through sweet ps1 games…all while melting from MB20’s sultry lead singer’s vocals….
That’s very smart advertising! They put the “great potato flavor” circle eye level with the almost biohazard orange circle that says “buy one get one free”!
Hmm, buy this potato…Great bread flavor!!! Buy one get the rest of the sack for free!
Hey kids,
How about some apples for a snack…Great rhubarb flavor!
It comes with the skin! YEEEEEEAAAHHHH…that’s grrrRREAT!
Hey co-worker,
How ’bout a donut?!
It comes in butternut squash and shepherd’s pie flavors.
Buy 5 6-packs of beer, drink it all and later enjoy the scrumptuous taste that the cops have been raving about.
*Agri-couture foods*
Hey Alice,
Whatcha eating?
Uhmm… these are those new delicious Bernaise sauce pop tarts!
Pop’em in and they are a fine dining treat on the way to work!
Wow!
*Sweatyredthong treats*
Wow, Branden, you just got slashdotted by Rubens! Except its more like not hits but comments…zzang!
Speaking of beer, can we drink some together soon?
Yeah, Rubens must be off for the Summer. He’s taggin’ up my blog like a bandit! We can get our beer on whenever you’re ready. I guess we should do it before you tie on the old ball and chain this month.
I’m ready right now…even though I’ll be working till seven…
Get on my telephone!
Branden: Hey Mark, thanks for the brew man.
Mark: No problem, man
Branden: This is really good… What is it?
Mark: It’s from that same brewery that puts out the turkey burger beer… uhmm…I forgot the name…
Branden: OH, yeah, I know them…”Poop on Tober Fest”.
Mark: yeah, that’s it… last beer I had from them was that beer that tasted like beer…
Branden: Did you like it?
Mark: Yeah (hesitantly)… It’s an acquired taste, not everybody’s cup of tea, though. Or cup of beer (laughter)
Mark (again): that’s funny…Bran DEN!
Mark (ensuing with the flow): Did anybody ever call you Jean Claude Bran DEN?
Branden: Naw, but did you ever have that tea?
Mark: What tea?
Branden: The “Bloodsport” tea…Poop On Tober Fest brews that as well. During the filming of the feature 5 guys named Moe got a hold of some of Jean’s kimonos and brewed a batch of tea with it, then tried to ferment it to make some beer, but it ended up tasting too much like the taste of beer, so when they put it out, they had to put it under a different name, otherwise if Jean found out that his sweat was being used improperly (meaning, not used to attract women interviewers), he would be pissed. So they named it Mike’s hard iced tea, because Moe’s hard iced tea sounded a bit too…uhhmmm… What can I say… innuendoey.
… When i go to the store I holler:
“Where’s my Van DAMME iced tea?”
(laughter)
Mark: Hmm…
Branden:… yep…hmm…
Mark: (sighs) Yeah…
Branden: Hey how ’bout that new Hootie & the Blowfish collaboration with Matchbox 20 doing cover songs of Rob Thomas’ songs. Have you heard it?
mark: naw…
Branden: hmm
Shazaam! Rubens, did you shut down your blog so that you could comment on mine full time? I’m heading out to pick up that Hootie/Matchbox 20 smash-up. I ordered the 5 disc vinyl set!
I already snagged the torrent of that collab… PUREEEE GENIUS! I never thought I could cry while smiling and secretely conjuring demons through sweet ps1 games…all while melting from MB20’s sultry lead singer’s vocals….
you gotta get on that magic carpet ride!
uhhhh….?
what just happened.
I feel like I’m reading the script to The Passenger.
I think Rubens’ post has about ten-times the amount of dialogue found in the Passenger.
THat may be true, Branden, but it provokes that same “What the….” expression in my mind…..