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7 Responses to “More names our baby will not have”

1. 1 the fourth samba Jun 22nd, 2006 at 12:51 pm

   Yeah I agree with all of them with the exception of Kashmere or Casmere! I like that name. Did you also rule out:
   -Thomas
   -Demetrius or Dimitri
   -Tomas (read Tow-mAhs)
   -Julianito (read Hu-lee-Ah-nee-toh)
   -Tom (same as in Tom in Tom Jones)
   -Pernicius
   -Tommy (as in the musical)
   -Serevino
   -Texas Tommy (another variation of the musical turned into a hot dog with a slab of bacon on top, also a very negative word for vegans)
   -Denilson (another Brazilian hybrid)
   -Tony (as in “Hey Angela”)

2. 2 Branden Jun 22nd, 2006 at 3:13 pm

   Sounds like you and Lynne need to start poppin’ out some more babies because you’ve some great names here. I’ll go ahead and rule out Texas Tommy right now, but the others are still on the table.

3. 3 M&J Jun 22nd, 2006 at 7:56 pm

   You said Chauncey, that’s hilariotastic!

4. 4 Doki Jun 23rd, 2006 at 7:09 am

   Here’s a few that you may want to give a feel:
   Blue
   Red
   (Really any color would work, Epecially if the baby turns out to be that color.)
   Boxcar
   Dabney
   Tamar

5. 5 rattlesnack Jun 23rd, 2006 at 12:40 pm

   Starbird’s out?!
   I thought you said…

   Ok. Might you still honor
   the mighty Steve Miller and
   dub the lil’ tike “midnight”
   coker? …or perhaps a less
   obvious homage like “space cowboy”?

   c’mon, it’s the end of the world.

6. 6 Branden Jun 26th, 2006 at 2:13 pm

   I totally forgot about it being the end of the world. Maybe I’ll reconsider Maurice. Surely that will tip the hat to Mr. Miller.

7. 7 Branden Jun 26th, 2006 at 2:14 pm

   Dabney! I just crashed my car because of all the excitmenting! How could I forget such a name!?

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