(Not) Baby Names

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  1. 1 rattlesnack Jun 15th, 2006 at 11:36 pm

    …ok, but what if Shauntelle is
    spelled differently? ..I mean, are
    you ruling out all variations of it
    completely?
    that’s just insane this early.

  2. 2 Brendi Jun 16th, 2006 at 2:11 am

    Dont rule out Brendi this early in the game either, ya know if you think about it… have you ever met someone else with the name Brendi??? Ya know ,if you wanna go with something more original than apple-butter….

  3. 3 M&J Jun 16th, 2006 at 4:15 am

    Please please reconsider Applebutter Sexton Coker…..it simply rolls off the tongue like warm butter!!!

  4. 4 Branden Jun 16th, 2006 at 4:35 am

    Look people, I’m sorry but this is the way it’s gotta be. This is going to get a lot harder in the weeks to come. I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.

  5. 5 Autrelle Jun 19th, 2006 at 9:13 am

    “Autrelle” is still in the running!

  6. 6 Branden Jun 20th, 2006 at 3:30 am

    You’re darn tootin’!

  7. 7 the fourth samba Jun 21st, 2006 at 2:09 pm

    Hmmm, you made me think…Did Chris Martin of Coldplay and Gwenith Paltrow of Shakespeare in love ever think that the name Apple was already taken by computah’s?!
    Now I agree, you might want to hold on to some variations of Shauntelle, especially when coupled with Autrelle as a middle name.

    Did you also rule out, uhmm, let’s see:

    -Ruperta (female version of one of the silliest names in the American landscape)
    -Lemmy (after Motorhead’s famous wonderboy)
    -Calcutta (after the place where Mother Theresa lived)
    -Orbetta (Roy Orbison)
    -Tommyquishah (after Tommy Hilfiger)
    -Dundeena (after one of your fave 80’s all around Australian persona)
    -Brandeenather (y’know to give homage to those lovely hybrid Brazilian name making name traditions)

  8. 8 Branden Jun 21st, 2006 at 9:09 pm

    You know Rubens, I thought we had this name thing figured out, but you’ve just sent me back to the drawing board. I gotta talk these over with Heather.

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